pickle fucker


the worst possible initiation ritual in high school that seniors did to one freshman dude in particular, consisting of getting his pants ripped down, having a pickle shoved in his -ss, and having to walk ten feet. it fell out, and he had to take a bite and try the ten feet again. he finished the task after taking four bites.
(this was from clerks 2.)
jay: hey, thanks piclke f-cker. -‘pickle f-cker’ gave them his mooby’s food, in doubt he wouldn’t like it-
graves: how do you know we call him pickle f-cker?
jay: you call him pickle f-cker?
(paraphrasing from clerks 2.)
character portrayed by jason lee in clerks ii
hey, pickle f-cker just gave me a free meal!
a need to be intimate with any member of the pickle family. the want for vinegary products to help in stimulation of z f-ckers annual experience. this thus makes z f-cker a pickle f-cker.

hence social situations z f-cker is only named via the appropriate term pickle f-cker!
oiy look its pickle f-cker!

pickle f-cker… what ch’ya saying?
when a dill pickle is hallowed out than put on your p-n-s then you f-ck and c-m in it then eat it.
that pickle is taste. yummy. your a good pickle f-cker
a guy who f-cks a pickle or gets f-cked by a pickle.
the dog backing pickle f-cker jordan

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