when you’re masturbating and you accidentally pop the cherry(make your c-m burst out of the top making the c-m hurt when it comes out)
coy:hey dude are u okay?
john:i think i may of made my pickle pop last night…
coy:that must of hurt..
- velvet chasm
a deep wide v-g-n- he couldn’t wait to smash her velvet chasm
- bury the hamster
having unprotected s-x with a woman who has a large bush man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!
- yellow paradox
the need for a committed and meaningful relationship while also having, a fear of leaving the house or communicating with other human beings. you are really letting your yellow paradox show man, i think you need help.
lixanne is a one of a kind girl who loves her social life. she talks to her her friends everyday and makes plans with them. but although she loves people and talking, she is always ready to put her social life aside when it comes to school. she is a straight a student and works […]
- sewer skewer
when you put poo all over your p-n-s , and someone eats it off in the fashion of eating a skewer. who’s hungry ? it’s not a bbq but i’m serving sewer skewers!