Pickling
when a person – often times a woman – has s-x with a cuc-mber, thus pickling it.
i was browsing the hub last night and this indian girl was pickling herself for like 10 minutes straight!
checking out anothers body, preferably chest, crouch and b-tt regions. usually done at a quick glance then round two for a second look.
you can be pickled, do some pickling, or yell out “pickles” so your friends know whats happening secretly.
1.) yo nick that girl was just pickling the sh-t out of you!
2.) hey kirby like six guys just pickled your -ss!
guy- “pickles”
girl- was it that creepy guy with the cowboy hat?
guy- yeah, don’t make eye contact.
the act of vomiting up a semi-digested pickle as a result of the excessive consumption of alcohol in any form.
wow, this night is going to be crazy, adam is already pickling maddie and it’s only 1!
when a man soaks his p-n-s inside of a woman’s acidic v-g-n- for several hours until his erection dies down and the ph of the woman causes the man’s p-n-s to smell and taste vinegary.
example 1: “i had my fat f-cking c-ck inside of suzie for at least 5 hours trying to break a soaking record, but when i pulled out sh-t was str8 pickle.”
example 2: “i think the dna in my weiner is now more similar to a pickle than a banana after a phat f-cking pickling session i had yesterday with monique.”
to fight or the act of fighting in or near a pickball court
to start a fight whom you are playing pickball with, pickling
when two men make love and sploosh all over their b-tt holes. they clean it off each other with pickles and then make sandwiches with it and feed them to each other with their feet.
my boyfriend and i made a mess pickling last night.
p-ss in an empty pickle jar until it is full. cap it tight. let it stew for two months or at least unitl you see coagulated protien b-lls floating around in it. when the opprotunity arises, pour the contents down the air intake vents of your victim’s ride. your putrid homemade tang will stink up the vehicle so bad that it will be up for sale in a week.
i used “revenge tactic #208”, also known as “the pickling”, to deal with a meddlesome coworker. special thanks to the makers of the movie “header” for this brilliant tactic.
drinking a lot, until the drinker gets very drunk and feels almost like a pickle
i don’t know about you, but i am going pickling tonight. should be a fun time, want to drive?
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