Pickup Artist


someone who uses a variety of underhand tactics to try and get laid because, having serious problems with misogyny, a roaring inadequacy complex, a deeply warped image of what const-tutes being a worthy person, have never developed a healthy way of interacting with the other s-x and seem to believe that the only way to get laid is to beat the other person into submission or trick them, they believe that this is somehow a reasonable way to behave.

by and large, so-called puas are inexperienced people talking scarily ignorant sh-t at each other to try and appear more experienced than they are, or have some degree of success – if it can be called that – which amounts to having s-x with a string of women as ill, sociopathic and/or desperate as they are, or ones who are too stupid to realise what a scary manipulative misogynist the person edging ever-closer to them is.

in other words: they have the amount of s-x they would otherwise have if they were just perfectly honest about their ends, minus all the people they’ve scared off by being clearly desperate and/or not very well in the head.
pick-up artists: the ironically named group who, as soon as any woman with an ounce of sense or sanity gets anywhere near them, will be dropped by them.
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1. venusian artist

2. one who can and does successfully meet women and collect phone numbers, go on dates, and eventually has intercourse with his desired females.

3. one who uses psychology and/or sociology in order to get what he wants from the opposite or same s-x (depending on his or her s-xual preference), and has a large success rate.

4. one who studies and practices the art of pickup, which includes several different areas of study (including social dynamics, psychology, sociology, body language, etc).

5. term made extremely popular by mystery and his show on vh1, which taught “losers” how to talk to women and build their self confidence, and transforming them into “pickup artists”. also made popular beacuse of the book “the game” written by neil strauss which explains his transformation from a “nerdy” writer for rolling stone magazine into an internationally known pickup artist.
if you know how to enter a random group of people and leave with the woman you were going after within that group, you can quite possibly be a pickup artist.
something a scrawny computer nerd calls himself to sound cool in front of other nerds.
computer user 1: i am totally a pickup artist
computer user 2: the last time you walked in front of a girl you p-ssed your pants
a person skilled in the art of seduction or “pick up”.
the pickup artist went up to the girl at the bar. after 20 minutes of conversation they were on their way to his house to f-ck.
hot women have a very strong social skill set because, being hot, they automatically get lots of male attention and are very good at spotting bullsh-t and fakers.

normal men do not have such a strong skill set due to shyness, hence they have a very slim chance of success with hot women who see right through their bullsh-t and proceed to either shoot them down or use them.

a pickup artist is a man that does have this social skill set due to the sheer amount of time he has spent interacting with women, but has done so through determination and hard work.

pickup artists, like the rest of us, enter relationships to have s-x. however, pickup artists realize that they are in high demand and have the skills necessary to start a new relationship before one gets too serious

a douchebag is an attention-wh-r- who uses similar methods for personal gain only, with no regard for how the woman feels.

for this reason, real pickup artists follow a “leave them better than you found them” rule.
erik von markovich is a world-renowned pickup artist.
something a scrawny computer nerd calls himself to sound cool in front of other nerds.
computer user 1: i am totally a pickup artist
computer user 2: the last time you walked in front of a girl you p-ssed your pants
the person that picks up props/garmets from the stage between acts in burlesque shows and helps the performers set up when props are involved. they usually dress s-xy for shows.
kat was asked back to be the pickup artist for the show because she was very good at what she did.

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