picnic basket


eeeasy pickins. a girl who would open up for you like a pleasant picnic basket on a fresh spring day. portable, and everyone gets some of what’s inside!
“what a lov-e-ly pic-a-nic basket b–boo!”
“yogi… you know what the ranger said.”
a s-xual act in which one party eats a combination of salad, sandwich, and blackberry pie, then vomits onto the genitals of another party during oral s-x.
omg, allison, i totally gave erik a picnic basket last night!
a person’s hidden bag of fetishes. the things you don’t even admit to your besties.
i’ll tell you one fetish but i’m not showing you my whole picnic basket on the first date.
noun: a s-xual activity where random objects are placed in a person’s b-tt.
bored with our usual routine, she asked to try something new. so i looked through her purse for fun objects for a picnic basket.

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