Picnic Table Shirt
a picnic table shirt are shirts worn by guys at many bars & clubs around the world. the reason they are called picnic table shirts is because they look very similar to how a picnic table cloth looks. anything plaid or flannel qualifies as a picnic table shirt. they come in short sleeve and long sleeve b-tton downs. try to avoid this awful current trend.
these guys often wear very tight skinny jeans that are tighter then anything your girlfriend would wear.
when at a club or bar hanging out with friends you will notice a group of guys wearing the same kind of shirts similar to the kind of shirts you would see on a picnic table cloth.
one of your friends will go is that paul bunyan? your next friend will go i don’t think they are lumberjacks. then you’ll reply that they are wearing a picnic table shirt.
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