Doing a Matt


being a geek
trainspotting
bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin
matt is starring in the sequel to 40 year old virgin
its called “55 and still can’t get some”

man you love computers as much you’re doing a matt

a matt finish — looking, dressing and talking just like a geek

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