pie eyed


intoxicated; extremely drunk
“i got completely pie eyed last night and hooked up with a total mutt.”
pie-eyed means to be intoxicated, derives it’s name from the dialated pupils that people get on certain substances, pupils as wide as pies, in the hippy “jam band” scene being pie-eyed usually refers to being intoxicated on lsd, mushrooms, ecstacy, molly, or char
jimmy took a hand full of mushrooms and a hit of molly and a half hour later was pie-eyed like a m-f-
a drunken hysterical sensation due to eating too many pies.
“hey bro, what’s up with the uncontrollable laughter”

“sorry bro, i’m just drunk off pie, had pie for breakfast, pie for lunch, pie for dinner and even pie for supper. i’m all pie eyed bro!”
when you’ve smoked so much weed, that your eyes are all squinty and look like mini slices of pies!
dude, lets h-t the bong and get pie eyed!
to be stoned or high. as coined by my buddy werm.
let’s smoke this reefer and get pie-eyed.
to be p-ssed, originated from pi–ed, which could almost be pr-nounced (pie eyed)
“i was completely pie eyed!”

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