Pie merchant


a fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.

see also boffer, pie master fat pastie
look at that fat pie merchant!

shut your face pie merchant!
a girl playing hard-to-get on a night out or over meeting up with a boy. taken from the term “to pie” someone. (rejection)
tony – what happened when you asked that girl if you could buy her a drink?

andy – she said no! the pie merchant!

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