Pie-Ride
having s-xual realtions with a lovely cl-ssy lady on her period.
eric: “hey, you fancying a good ole sh-g tonight?”
chelsea: “but im on my p-eriod”
eric: “so i see that we might have to go down the dirt path tonight”
chelsea: “might i suggest we just go straight for a good pie-ride?”
eric: “that sounds quite lovely”
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