pie taster


n. 1. a person whose primary function in life is performing oral s-x on women. 2. a member of a particlarly rude d.c. ska band known for encouraging prost-tution and drunk driving.
1. that smile on rindy’s face is courtesy of skeevo, every girl’s favorite pie taster. 2. what the h-ll ever became of the pietasters?
generally regarded as a man, although some women also enjoy it as well, who takes pride, and gets tremendous enjoyment out of orally satisfying his woman. a truly good “pie taster” has an amazing ability with his tongue, lips, and yes, even his nose, to always satisfy a woman. to the “pie taster”, the sweet taste and fragrance is only beat by the woman’s reaction – physically and orally (as in moaning and groaning). pure pleasure for both people, if done properly. a true “pie taster” causes his woman and himself as well to lose track of time – the only time limit is her ability to continue…
a true “pie taster” always dreams of a true cherry pie. regardless of that fact or dream, he is always ready to enjoy any kind of pie – except maybe a “cowpie”, but you never know about that either.

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