pie tourettes
this is what happens when you place a pie that comes straight out of the oven into a refrigerator instead of letting it come to room temperature first.
i was making a pie for thanksgiving yesterday, but i forget to let it cool before i put it in the fridge! total pie tourettes!
my mom’s pie was awful! she forgot to let it cool before putting it away! pie tourettes!
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