pie wagon
this is a broad that looked cute as a bug when she snared a man into marrying her. it didn’t take long for her to become an abrasive hog….just one or two kids and a few too many cheeseburgers. now she is fat as a cow and eats bon bons all day. she will eventually divorce him for his alimony and move in with a black or maybe a mexican man.
“man, that jimmy married a pie wagon, didn’t he? i’m glad i don’t have to plank that hog. how does he get his wiener in between those mountains of flab.?
a fat chick.
i was beer goggling last night and ended up taking home a big ol’ pie wagon.
a girthy woman with a penchant for pastry guzzling.
kenny blankenship’s nana is a piewagon.
a woman with ghastly thick tufts of pubic hair.
that woman is a pie wagon. she has ghastly thick tufts of pubic hair.
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