pie

1. a food item consisting of a fruit buried under a crust and baked in an oven. served in slices. very popular at parties.

2. a word that can be used to answer any question known to man, and can be an excuse if you do not know the answer to the question.

3. a random word to shout for no particular reason at all. great in moments of silence.
1. mary baked me a cherry pie. how sweet.

2. what’s the answer to number 1?
uhh . . . pie?

3. pie!!!

cookies pie
your lord and master!!!!!!!!!!!! pie is the thread that holds this world together! you shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!
pie! sweet glorious pie!!
a food given to us mortal beings by the g-ds themselves. usually consists of a circular pastry filled with anything from chocolate to blackbirds. could be compared to a quiche with a pastry lid but quiches are for posh french people whereas pies are universally accepted by anyone. can also be used as a weapon when thrown. -ssociated with fat people.
“i like pie and i cannot deny!”
“give me that pie you fat f-cker!”
“you f-cking clown if you throw that pie at me i will shove those oversized boots up ur f-cking -ss!”
“oi you fatty, cut down on the pies!”
a female, or female s-x organ, as in “p-ssy pie”.
dude let’s go get us some pie.
the greatest edible ent-ty currently known to man.
ahh, i just had some pie. it was better than s-x.
reference to female genitalia!
‘dont be shy… show us ya pie!’
the ruler of all things living and dead
guy: look i gotz the pie!

other guy: omfg pie!

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