pied eyed clown
on the street, it’s a fat b-tch that wears too much makeup. however, in the bedroom, it’s the art of wanting to only c-m in a girls eye, to make them red and water.
yeah, that broad is alright looking. i wouldn’t bang her or anything, but i’d give her a pied eyed clown.
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