Piedmont

a small town surrounded by oakland in the bay area. very prestigious to live in. many people from piedmont are characterized by being rich and sn-bby (which is sometimes true, but not all the time). piedmont is located in the east bay (the best part of the bay area), and in norcal, aka the better half of california.
joe: hey, dude, where do you live?

sir pinkington iii: i happen to reside in the hills of piedmont.

joe: you mean… piedmont? so what, you’re rich or something?

sir pinkington iii: why, yes, yes i am. i inhabit a mansion on sea view avenue, the richest street in all of piedmont.
small, unincorporated town surrounded by oakland, california. predominiately caucasian, upper-middle cl-ss population. most residents identify with a more liberal political affiliation. piedmont is usually cl-ssified by it’s “upper” region; el cerrito ave. and eastward. “baja piedmont,” is the area below this, and it is shunned by the suv-driving residents of the adjacent “upper” reigon.
1. “hey, look at that mom driving her volvo station wagon with the kerry b-mper sticker to temple.”
“yeah, that’s h-lla piedmont.”

2. “there’s nothing to do except go to the triple-keg in the cemetary and cruise highland.”
“piedmont sucks, man.”
a small town adjacent to oakland which is known for being mainly white with other minority groups sprinkled in. the majority of its residents are upper middle cl-ss or wealthier and the children of piedmont are either enrolled in its “very good” public school system or attend immensely expensive private schools in the immediate bay area. but, it’s worth noting that this town is not full of typical all-american families. most people are liberal and most of the children indulge in dubious behavior to which their parents are oblivious to, especially because mansions are pretty big and the parents are generally too busy making money to raise their children properly.
kid #1: where is katie from?
kid #2: she’s from piedmont.
kid #1: we should kidnap her and hold her for ransom then.
kid #2: i don’t think her parents would notice.
a town situated in the center of oakland. lots of rich people/millionaires. mostly white but many asians too. some people are okay, most are kinda dbags. piedmont’s high school football team developed the a11 offense. pms is the badly named middle school.
oakland kid 1:hey look white people!
oakland kid 2:they must be from piedmont.
small city surrounded by oakland ca.
piedmont has good schools because so many piedmonters are rich.
the area of skin on the male between the base of the p-n-s and the scr-t-m, a common source of itching, also defined as the base of a mountain.
“dude brittany was giving me a bl-wj-b and had her tongue down to my piedmont.”
its a small city right in the middle of oakland. many people dont like it because we have a reputation for being sn-bby, stuck up, racist, spoiled and materialistic. for a couple people at our school, this is true…but what school doesnt have these people?
piedmont is really pretty and a nice town. most people either hate it or love it. we have a deep sense of community, but some people can be all bad.
at a soccer game:
a: get outta my way stuck up piecmont b-tch.
p: what? im not stuck up. what is your problem?
piedmont wins! yeyeah

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