Pieter Van Den Hoogenband


definition: the best name in the universe, period!

background: netherlands olympic swimmer
the winner of the 100m backstroke, pieter van den hoogenband.
gorgeous, dutch. hottest guy in elite swimming, known for his rivalry/love affair with ian thorpe and perfect teeth. also known as hoogie, among many other humourous variations on his surname. has countless websites devoted to his physical perfection and the (really very obvious) relationship he and thorpey have going, which is officially called “thoogie”.
couldn’t you just feel the s-xual tension between thorpey and hoogie after the 200 free?

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