pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity
the state or condition of not having the faintest idea what’s going on.
donald rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing this morning. he began by saying: “mr. president, yesterday three brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“oh no!” the president exclaimed. “my g-d! that’s terrible!” his staff was stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat, head in hands.
finally, the president looked up with pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity and asked, “how many is a brazillion?”
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