pifelitis
a disease when the patient sits at home and playes computer games while sniffing their own farst on a regular basis.
you know he has pifelitis when he skips band practice
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small, trite, meager, insignificant. one cannot live on piffulous pay.
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- pig juice
pig juice is another word for any type of drink that’s pink. an example of pig juice is pink lemonade.
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