Pig in a blanket

when a guy sticks his up between a girl’s, or a fat guy’s b–bs
last night when my pants fell down, i sh-t my pants. pig in a blanket…
1) a degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) an uncirc-msized(sp) p-n-s
3) a delicious snack consisting of c-cktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll
1 – d-mn david! that was close! you almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. that woulda sucked!!!

2 – look at that guy… he has a pig in a blanket… har har har!!!

3 – say b-tch, go make me some mo’ pig’s in a blanket
when during s-xual intercoure, a man (usually a white man) pokes his p-n-s through the hole in his boxers rather than taking them off.
she was too impatient for the full monty so she took it pig in a blanket.
1. playful slang for an uncirc-mcised or intact p-n-s with a long, thick foreskin covering most or all of the glans or head.
2. (usa) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d’ouvre made by wrapping a vienna sausage in canned pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.
tiger woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but i’ll bet that sergio garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.
when you take the excess skin on your b-llsack, and stretch it around your p-n-s and make it touch your other ball. usually only done by people with only one t-st-cl- since they have the extra skin from where the original nut used to be.

worth 4 points in the p-n-s showing game.
i got mark with the pig in a blanket. it was awesome.
wrap a piece of ham or salami around your p-n-s and stick it in a girls v-g-n- or -n-s
i was hungry and h-rny so i gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.
when a guy t-tty f-cks a girl.
i flipped her over and gave her a pig in a blanket, and blasted on her grill!