pig knees
when a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.
“hey, do you smell bacon?”
“oh that’s just old pig knees over there, he’s just come back from a run.”
“does anyone know if chris is coming?”
“yeah he’s outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck…he just hasn’t been the same since he got those pig knees.”
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