Pig Pogger
the action of inserting wall’s sausages into the -n-l cavity and screaming ‘where’s my f-cking money’ whilst cluelessy trying to maintain control of a country.
e.g. last night was f-cking mental first we went for a cheeky nandos – there was me nick c and big ozzy – but after it we didn’t quite feel as though we had hit the ‘cheeky’ spot, so we thought ‘f-ck it round 2 – spoons’ had a f-cking mental time, downed a few quick bezzies before heading home, getting on our best suits, briefcases and hitting the town. was a mental night, we all got sh-t faced, tashed on with some fit birds with m-ssive knockers before heading home cos me airmax were f-cked. on the way home we grabbed a bite at the butchers, don’t ask why it was open but it f-cking was, so we thought f-ck it, giz 6 of your biggest sausages lad. the butcher pulled put some m-ssive porkies i said ‘aye, they’re f-cking smashing them’ before paying £5.26 heading home to number 10, pulling out the sausages from my briefcase and pig pogging the sausages, was f-cking ace. then i woke up next day absolutely smashed and peniless and thought, f-ck it, let’s increase some taxes and my wages whilst everyone is struggling so me and my boys can pig pog some more. i f-cking love being a pig pogger.
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