a fat, washed up pop singer from louisiana, britney spears, aka, pigney spears is best known for her nasally, out of tune voice, her lip syncing in concerts, her love of cheetos and venti frappuccinos, her stained clothing, her chain smoking, her bitten down, half polished nails, her acne filled skin, and her terrific marriage to k-fed.
most recently known for going bat sh-t crazy, shaving off her hair, gaining 50 pounds, losing custody of her kids, failing career, showing off her gross v-g-n- in public, yelling out “mah p-ssy is hanging out” in concert. she knows how to keep it cl-ssy.
call christina “floptina” all you want, but at least she isn’t a train wreck like pigney. she never lost custody of her son.
we went to see pigney spears in concert and all she did as stand there and lip sync!
pigney spears has the skin of a 46 year old woman
pigney spears is bat sh-t insane
- Frozen Desi
using an outter pop wrapper, fill it with diarrhea and freeze. then use your desi on your husbands swollen -n-s. also known as an “al sharpton” my husband squirts, when he has a frozen desi.
really, really, drunk. f-cking drunk. yeah, i hooked up with him last night, but i was fdrunk so it didn’t count
(noun) 1.chemically altered air particles 2.chemically modified scent particles (verb) 1.the act of altering the smell of something smelly “my room is officially febozed”
being facetiously facetious “i told my friend i made love to his mother, he told me not to be fecleetis” ‘president bush is fecleetis’
1. apologist for the horrors of communism. keen to see similar horrors repeated upon the innocent citizens of functioning western democracies. 2. a person known to be full of feces. ndp supporters in canada