pigue
the stuffed supportive back rest pillow with arms most commonly found taking up far too much sp-ce on your dorm room twin xl mattress. the pigue may alternatively be found on your mom’s bed at home, giving her back some much needed relief as she sits up late at night reading 50 shades.
person 1: i’ve been having a great time tonight, won’t you stay over?
person 2: look, id totally sleep wit u, but there aint no room in yo bed, so im gonna peace.
person 1: wait baby, hold on. let me just throw this pigue on the floor. there. see? it’s all good. come on back over here.
person 2: f-k, i dont want yo sh-t. cant u see? i was done wit u when u wouldnt buy me dat second cotton candy. who da h-ll calls dat dessert? im a grown woman. u cant get ful after eating just one of those things. they be made for a child.
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