pineapple shower
to m-st-rb-t-. basically to “prepare to shower all your j-zz”. it is a lot more convenient to m-st-rb-t- and j-zz all over yourself before you shower so you can wash it off but try to drink at least 2lt of pineapple juice 3 – 4 hours before and you will find that it is fun to j-zz on your girl and it shall smell and taste like pine juice. or in a girls case… i don’t know maybe they just like to do it before they get in the shower, which is extremely s-xy for some reason.
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