pike pussy
a pike p-ssy is a wimpy-type individual who fly fishes for northern pike under a strick code of ethics covering proper etiquette, drinking, emotional behavior, personal hygiene and style of living. the evolution of a pike p-ssy began in the early 21 century with the goal of attaining a status eqivalent to scotland’s renowned st. andrews golf club.
it is suggested that when a pike p-ssy falls down he momentarily reduce his alcoholic intake. if a pike p-ssy gets injured, for example, imbeds a hook in his finger he should remain calm, fetch bolt-cutters, remove hook, and apply vagisil. the remainder of the day the patient may be called a dumb-ss p-ssy. if you accidentally or intentionally hook your fishing partner, remove hook before next cast. if it is a simple clothing-hook, this is considered a no-harm-no-foul infraction, but if you hook him in the -ss then a heartfelt apology should be given.
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