pikeyness


when there is a slight wiff of dog blanket about you.

pikeyness – getting dressed – and then having a wash.
pikeyness – sniffing your socks – then deciding to give ’em another bash.
pikeyness – when your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips – and wiped their face with the paper.
pikeyness – when one or more pot noodles is part of your weekly diet.
pikeyness – when the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap – and of course having “hat-hair”.
pikeyness – shopping at lidl – ‘cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at aldi.
pikeyness – “sounds like mick – but it’s not mick – know what i mean?”

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