PILF

platapus i’d like to f-ck.
“do you see that platapus? thats a f-cking pilf!!!!”
professor i’d like (to) f-ck
my hot, young spanish prof is a total pilf
president i’d like to f-ck.
cristina fernández de kirchner of argentina is a total pilf.
pie i’d like to f-ck; everyone has had one of these experiences.

you take a fresh baked oven out of the pie and it’s sitting on the counter- mocking you. the only thing that can possibly overcome your l-st for this fresh baked american goodness is some good fornication.

one must not go overboard when seeing just any pie. many pies are attempting to be pilfs but us pilfhunters know the different- those imitation pies are just sl-ts!
wife: honey! i baked you a fresh pie!

husband: -blood begins to boil- level of l-st increases- omfg! i must have you honey!

wife: but baby, it’s early in the afternoon!

husband: not you! that pie! it’s totally a pilf!
princess i’d like to f-ck. with the demise of the big d, it left a gaping hole in the royal w-nk department. the addition of ms. middleton re-ignites the fires in the loins of her future subjects.
finally, prince william has given us a pilf.
kate middleton is a true pilf.
forget the princess of monaco , we have our own pilf now.
g-d save our gracious pilf
preggo i’d like to f-ck.
my neighbor is pregnant. she is the hottest pilf on the block.
pokémon i’d like to f-ck
pikachu
bellosum
jynx
claffarri
snorlax
jiggly puff

that (insert name of pokémon here) is a pilf!
check out that pilf! i wanna show her my hydropump!

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