Pilgrim Blumpkin


receiving a bl-wj-b while sh-tting (a.k.a. receiving a blumpkin) out your thanksgiving dinner, just like the pilgrims did.
i went home for thanksgiving weekend and got a pilgrim blumpkin from my high school sweet heart!

dude i went to the dome on thanksgiving weekend and got a pilgrim blumpkin in the bathroom!

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