pilkington
a pilkington moment is to say something extremely stupid. carl pilkington is ricky gervais’ friend and works alongside ricky and steve merchant (the office co-producer) on their world record winning podcasts. he has a head shaped like an orange and endures comedic bullying from ricky and steve.
“why buy africans a goat for christmas? it’s just another mouth to feed and the goat won’t like being in africa anyway” carl pilkington
a middle-aged small headed man known as cleeeeeeve. also has a fur burger of a wife. cleeve as also likes to be gaynaded.
man pilkington’s gay
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