Escapologist
noun. (pr-nounced: es’cap·ol’o·gist). one who seeks to escape the imaginary manacles of modern life: work, debt, government, leisure industries, status and anxiety.
derived from the stage magic of escapology. used metaphorically.
coined by the satirical publication, new escapologist.
“he is an escapologist”
“she is an escapologist”
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