pill goblin


one who is always eating pills. one who will indiscriminately eat whatever pills are in the medicine cabinet or in your pocket. usually the drug of choice for a pill goblin is anything that is habit forming.
gosh that chick is such a pill goblin, she ate fifteen valium, ten norco’s, and a couple roxy’s.

i feel as though you took the cake as the pill goblin for the night by eating 30 adderall’s, and your heart hasn’t popped yet! amazing.

hide your sh-t here comes a pill goblin.

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