pill-up
pill-up is what older women do when they have to interact with their ex-husband. ex-husbands just drink and swear to deal with the b-tchy, pilled-up ex-wife.
my step-mother likes to pill-up when her ex-husband comes in from out of town. i wish she would just smoke pot and drink a lot like the rest of us.
i found my step-mother digging through my purse and stealing my migraine medicine. “oh i guess thomas is coming to town,” i said. she nodded and took a double dose.
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