pillage
the act of “beating up the p-ssy” with the p-n-s and/or the c-nt hooks to the point that the p-ss fenders are turned inside out.
scott: “hey barry, did you know that when i was in college during the better part of the 80’s i pillaged my through 2 sororit-tes and a midget?”
barry: “what about that tard?”
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to steal and ransack in a very pirately fashion.
yarr, i’ll be pillaging yer -ss ‘for the day is out, i will!
when you have to take 3 or more different kinds of pills.
my grandparents spend a half an hour every morning consuming their prescription pillage!
the act of stealing as much as you can carry/want, then burning down/destroying the place you got it from.
usually done by pirates or other raiders in small villages, although robbing a house then torching it is a time-honored tradition.
“yarr, avast ye. i’ll pillage your village!”
“marco and charlie were just going to rob the place, but it ended in a full-blown pillage.”
to burn/kill and or destroy
i want to pillage my teachers car
to do something with excessive force
example a: “oh man, this test is totally going to pillage me.”
example b: “i am going to pillage your mom so hard tonight!”
example c: “tiger woods can pillage as many girls as he wants!”
super fantastc fancy wonderful!!!!!!
it was so pillage when i saw mrs garcia fall down!!
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