Pillow Dragon


a pillow dragon is a character who is a dragon, and he looks like he can get lots of sh-t done, but instead he is just a stupid, lazy b-st-rd. he could literally kill everyone, but chooses not to because he’d rather eat, and sleep, and he pretty much does everything without pants on.

it can also be used as an insult.
jason: dude, i went over to barry’s house yesterday and he was just watching tv with nothing but a wife beater on!

terry: man, what a f-ckin’ pillow dragon!

jason: d-mn dude, that’s harsh. but yaeh, he’s a f-ckin’ pillow dragon.

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