pillow fart


when one farts into their bed partner’s pillow to m-ffle the embarr-ssing sound, but potentially will pay the price later if the odor lingers.
martha: “ted! why does my pillow stink?”
ted: “sorry dear. i’m guilty of the pillow fart.”

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