pillow-kisser


a person who cannot get close enough to anybody else to kiss, make a move, or even talk to so that person is driven to making out with a pillow. in other words what some would call a nerd.
joe- man i heard hughe makes out with his pillow.

bob- dude he’s such a pillow-kisser.

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