pillowless


when a college student day dreams more of sleeping in their bed then they do of s-x.
sam: are you going to jerry’s tonight?
bethany: no, i don’t think so….
sam: why? you and i both know he wants you! and that if you go over you will get laid. hard.
bethany: yeah, but all week i’ve been feeling rather pillowless. my bed is just so much more appealing then s-x right now.
when a college student day dreams more of sleeping in their bed then they do of s-x.
sam: are you going to jerry’s tonight?
bethany: no, i don’t think so….
sam: why? you and i both know he wants you! and that if you go over you will get laid. hard.
bethany: yeah, but all week i’ve been feeling rather pillowless. my bed is just so much more appealing then s-x right now.

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