pilly packer
a slang term for male genitalia which was originally used by actor martin lawrence on feb. 19, 1994 during his notorious monologue on snl that resulted in him getting banned from nbc.
crystal: “hey girl, how did things go with tim last night? did you get the d?”
tyshawnda: “girl! barely! his pilly packer was too small! it barely made it in and tim couldn’t stay hard!”
crystal: “dang girl, i’m sorry”
tyshawnda: “yeah, the pilly packer wasn’t satisfying.”
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