pimp cane
an essential tool to the hardcore pimp, while a mere prop for softcore pimps. hardcore pimps usually tip their canes with gold, an element conducive to manipulation of the pimp field. unfortunately, softcore pimps think themselves as “above” this and use their wealth to completely plate their cane with gold, or create gold canes outright. this serves no purpose but to cause greater differentiated wealth distribution and suffering in the world. hardcore pimps understand this, and do only what is necessary to use the pimp force to maintain good and balance in society.
average dimensions measure 3 feet tall x 2 inches wide x 2 inches deep.
usually made from a special wood-metal alloy that only hardcore pimps know how to make. softcore pimps subst-tute with valuable metals such as platinum or gold.
“never use your pimp cane to smack that azz!” – pimp mommy a
the septor or cane in which a pimp would beat “dem b-tches and hos” with. a pimp usually uses this cane in the case that a woman does not get enough money from having s-x with men. the pimp cane usually is decorated with such things as a diamond or jewel on the top and gold everywhere else.
pimp jason mac jason jason has his pimp cane that is 4 feet tall and 1 1/2 inches thick in diameter. it is gold from top to bottom except for the top which has a very large fake diamond on top. inscribed on the side are hash marks for each b-tch or ho that has been beaten with this here pimp cane. sharifa gihifa latifa jones aka kitty mc pants pants walks in and only has $200. mac jason is angry. $1000 is the minimum. jason beats kitty until she understands how much he wants. circle of life kids, the circle of life. kitty goes out and get $2000 and maccy j carves another line in his cane.
a cane a pimp uses or a really cool/sweet/kick-ss cane.
check out that kick-ss pimpcane.
a cane a pimp uses or a really cool/sweet/kick-ss cane.
check out that kick-ss pimpcane.
1. the cane a pimp uses to help him walk because he has aids
2. the cane a pimp uses to help him walk because he has aids and that conceals a wand (the kind of wand that has magical powers and is made out of wood with a special core)
hay there lucius, hows the dark lord? was he the one who gave you the pimp cane?
verb. means to bone someone.
dude, i totally pimp caned that chick the other night.
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