pimp lotion
pimp lotion is a nickname for sperm
last night i jerked off and got pimp lotion all over myself
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- Whata gonna do?
an answer in response to a bogus or non-answerable question, or simply a statement made in an inquisitive manner. bob: these f-cking politicians all talk out of both sides of their mouths and really don’t give a f-ck about anything but getting re-elected. joe: whata gonna do?