Pimp Phone


a disposable cell phone that is used subversively.
dude answers his cell phone: “h-llo?”

guy with pimp phone says: “yo, come get down on this apple crisp that my boo made.”

dude says: “oh it’s my boy!!! i totally didn’t recognize yer number.”

guy with pimp phone says: “yeah. this is my pimp phone, my other phone got jacked at the club last nite.”

dude says: “word, i’ll erase this number from my call log for your safety sake.”

guy with pimp phone says: “word.” then hangs up.

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