pimp wad
a) a large sum of cash (usually bound together with a rubberband) that is carried around by a pimp after his ho’s have submitted their daily earnings.
b) representative of a large sum of cash
dizzle rolled into the dealership dropped a pimp wad and rolled out with a phat hummer
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