Pimpin’ Lincoln


(noun) a man’s beard sculpted to look like that of abraham lincoln, after whom the style is named. the beard is the same width, thickness and consistency as the sideburns. the beard also conforms to the jaw-line and chin while the moustache is removed along with the whiskers beneath the chin and neck. not to be confused with the goatee, soul-patch or dad-beard.
dude, his beard looks like lincoln’s.

yeah man, it’s a pimpin’ lincoln.

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