Pimp’s Prayer


a prayer said before striking a trifling b-tch or hoe who has stepped out of line.

let us pray the pimp’s prayer. lord, please pray for the soul of this b-tch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong lord, so that she might learn a hoe’s place.

amen
the prayer you say when your ho is acting out.
pimps prayer: lord, please pray for the soul of this b-tch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong oh lord, so that she may learn a hoes place. amen.

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