Pimpstitute


an inst-tution for higher learning of those who wish to pursue a career in male prost-tution. the word is derived from the word ‘pimp’ and the term ‘male prost-tute’ combined to form the word ‘pimpst-tute.’

it is extremely prestigious to graduate from this higher education facility with the t-tle of ‘summa c-m laude’ or ‘magna c-m laude’ and shows a good reputation.

this inst-tution is an a+ learning facility for those who have ambitions to become a male prost-tute. this inst-tution is also very similar to the ‘hookst-tute’, but the schools are not co-educational.

-pimpst-tute is an all boys facility.-
johnny: where are you going to college dylan?
dylan: thought i’d take it easy, ya know? going to the pimpst-tute. got my letter today that i’m accepted. you?
johnny: yale. but, my sister goes to the hookst-tute! so maybe you guys will see eachother! she loves it!
dylan: probably.
someone who will pimp for themselves. verry sl-tty, usually a male. in order to attain such a t-tle, it would require you to sleep/f-ck with both genders. all-around-h-rny, regardless of age, s-x, orientation, race, religion, etc….
doesnt have to be going out with any of his ‘playmates’. see frennefits
wow, that dan henry kid is such a pimpst-tute.
d-mn dawg, that m–f- is a pimpst-tute, he gets more -ss in one week, than i do all month.

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