Pina Colonic


a term used by homer simpson during the episode ‘sunday, cruddy, sunday’. it’s an obvious reference to the 1979 song ‘escape’ by rupert holmes (also known as the pina colada song)
‘if you like pina colonics and getting caught in the rain, p-ssing out in the ocean.’
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a pina colonic is a s-xual expedition in which a man first -j-c-l-t-s into his partners -sshole, then pops a straw and drinks from it. best enjoyed with coconut shavings and a wedge of fresh pineapple.

(term obviously derived from combining pina colada and colonic.)
“man, that pina colonic was just what i was craving”

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