Pina Colostomy
diahrea after a night of drinking.
dude 1:man, what a night huh?
dude 2:yeah, what did you drink?
dude 1:i don’t know but i ended up with a pina colostomy.
dude 2:umbrella too?
dude 1:no good bro, no good.
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