Pina Colostomy


diahrea after a night of drinking.
dude 1:man, what a night huh?

dude 2:yeah, what did you drink?

dude 1:i don’t know but i ended up with a pina colostomy.

dude 2:umbrella too?

dude 1:no good bro, no good.

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