Piñata Immigration Reform
phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their american citizenship. one convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. a small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next partic-p-nt. the wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted american citizenship. the general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
juan: i can’t wait for my chance to become an american. i’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
carlos: yes señor juan, i too have dreamed of this day of piñata immigration reform! town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!
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